Well, another year of exciting WNBA basketball has come and gone. And, I can say it was exciting because no one watched it so no one will have a clue that I am lying.

By the way, who ever won the WNBA trophy really deserved it. They put on a heck of a show, I am sure. At least that's what they want you to believe.

Okay, the truth is, the WNBA sucks ass like a 2 dollar whore having a half price sale on a saturday night.

Seriously, no one cares who won the WNBA championship. They're girls playing with a small ball and a full sized basketball hoop. They are sloppy and slow and jump like...well, I am white and I can jump higher.

Next year, they might be paying people to watch WNBA games the way Al Franken paid to be a radio host on Air Amerika.

WNBA...who cares?