Thanksgiving Feast
I have never been a fan of the Thanksgiving day feast. Yams and cranberries and other sickeningly sweet stuff has always turned my stomach.
Unfortunately, I will be, again, forced to sit at the table with people who are of little import to me. This I do to satisfy a few people who I do care about.
However, I will not eat cranberries. I will not eat yams. I will not eat any of the crap that I hate. Especially, I will not eat dressing or stuffing. that crap looks like something the farmer stole from the cow after it's first time down the hatch. And I don't want to get into how it smells.
This Thanksgiving I will be drinking beer and eating steak. Let everyone else suffer at the dinner table with all of that other crap. I am having a big assed sirloin cooked over a mesquite grill. I will be the envy of all who come to freeload a meal at my place.
Then, while everyone is passing around the ridiculous amounts of food, I will be watching football and eating chips and guacamole.
Later, after everyone has left us with a huge load of dishes - I will let her clean them all. After all, it was her idea to cook and have company.
What Thanksgiving Dinner should be
