My Entry into Taco Bell's new contest..

Taco Bell, the world's leader in recycled food (Nacho Cheese Sauce) has decided to hold a contest. They are calling it the "Share Your Sauce Wisdom" contest.

The contest will boast a total of twelve winners. These twelve people will have their "Sauce Wisdom" printed on the taco sauce packets that the fast "food" chain distributes to its victims. These same twelve people will win a one year supply of free food.

Hopefully, that does not mean that the food will be in the form of Taco Bell created dinners. If it is, the winners won't need more than a years worth of food.

One of the interesting things about the contest is that they want suggestions that are "left of center". I was wondering if that is a political thing or if it is just some stupid add-in that the exec's at Taco Bell decided to throw in as a way to say "funny".

Anyhow, I wanted to offer a few suggestions for Taco Bell to use on their packages of sauce. So, here they are…

 

I hate Taco Bell. Taco Bell sucks ass!

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