Converting for a Good Cause

Over the years, I have abused the members of PETA both vocally and in print. I have had articles printed in the newspapers and, of course, here on my site and on a few others.

Lately, however, I have had to rethink my drink, so to speak. And now, I am a supporter of PETA.

I remember watching the remake of the remake of the Island of Dr Moreau. The movie sucked ass but all I could think of was how much I would love to have a cat as hot as the one played by Fairuza Balk. Crimeny she was hot.

Well, this one might not be Fairuza Balk, but I sure wouldn't mind having her curled up in my lap.

Come here, little pussy, let me pet you.

And, fake or not, you can't tell me that you wouldn't mind wearing this fur.

Tell you what, Jenna, you be the cave girl and I'll be the cave man.

Yes, this is a big club and yes, I am happy to see you.

Where was this teacher during my education?

Swear to Me I would have had much better cursive if she was my school marm.

Sex education never appeared so fun as it does with this gal at the head of the classroom.

What guy has not fantasized about putting the screws to a mermaid?

Holy crap, no wonder I love fishing. And, I have just the bait to catch her, too.

Is it any wonder that Lenny liked bunnies so much?

I have never seen a rabbit hole that I wanted to get into so badly as this!

PETA, my favorite source for porn!

 

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