Miscelaneous Crap

Miscelaneous Crap I Decided to Put Here

	*Battle of the Sexes*
Women	Edge	Men
Bleeds for 4 to 7 days a month	Men	Porn 24/7
Likes White Wine	Men	Likes Beer
Whines a lot	Men	Selective Hearing
Can Draw on Eyeliner in the Car	Women	Can make 2 Circles look like Boobs
Multiple Orgasm	Women	Crusty Underwear
Martha Stewart	Men	Boxing After Dark
Tupperware Parties	Men	Superbowl Parties
Thongs & G-Strings	Women	Speedo's
Claims not to Swallow	Men	Makes her pay with a facial

Special Notes on the Battle of the Sexes: 1.Never trust somethin that bleeds for that long and won't die. 2. Nobody likes to watch some pretentious bitch drink wine, but everyone can get a laugh at a good beer belch. 3. No one likes a whiny bitch..but no one cares if ya can't hear her. 4. The amazing accuracy with which women can draw lines on their eyes without puncturing their eyeballs is legendary - and face it, drawn tits are really lame. 5. Men all wish we could lose our crusty underwear for just one multiple...lucky bitches. 6. Our boxers could kick Marthas ass. 7. Superbowl parties have drunk young women who will flash their tits...tupperware parties are...well, lame. 8. No man looks good in a speedo...case closed. 9. One facial and it's swallowin from then on...oh yeah.

Special note to Feminists: You are the weaker sex - Start acting like it. This crap about being police officers and firefighters is just that...CRAP!! You cannot carry as much weight. You are not as strong. You are not as fast. And you aren't suited to doing the same kind of physical activity as men.

Furthermore, womens basketball is doomed to failure cause it sucks ass. Also, sports are watched by men, mostly. And men don't want to watch womens sports unless it's tennis (the short skirts keep us looking). Also, women don't want to watch women in sports unless they are lesbians.

Whats more, you are too busy sniping at other womens accomplishments and griping about percieved slights when you should be listening and learning.

In closing, it is my assertion that feminists are just pissed off, man hating lesbians who have too much time on their hands. Now, go bake a cake or something.

When you are making a left turn at a light pull your car all the way the fuck out so that the person behind you can get their car out there. Then, the person in the car behind that one can get his front end out into the intersection too. That way 3 cars get to go when the light turns. You assholes who barely pull out really piss me off and should be dead. Dead! Like your brains!

Three Cars Per Green Light, Assholes!!

Clinically speaking...if you send me any messages to complain about anything I have stated here...you are a moron and deserve to be abused for the moron that you are! Now, piss off!

Don't be offended if I ignore you - I don't ignore just anyone, after all.

I'm not arrogant, I'm just better than you

Do you ever get the feeling that no one cares about you? That's not a rhetorical question, Sparky. No one cares about you. Haven't you even noticed?

Catholisism is a lie. No robe wearing, altar boy molesting pervert can absolve you of your sins.

All of you who believe that their are good muslims and bad muslims need to read their holy book. It tells them to kill anyone who isn't of their religion. And, no, I won't prove it...go read it ya lazy assed moron.