Female Hormones: This explains everything
A recently released study found that estrogen-progestin supplements during and after menopause can actually lead to dementia among women. This study is leading physicians to rethink their prescriptions of hormones to post menopausal women.
It is quite likely that they will, in fact, stop prescribing these hormones entirely. However, the real question is what are they going to do about pre-menopausal women since they are constantly producing the female hormones that the supplements replace.
It has been suggested that taking these findings one step further may allow scientists to isolate the components of these hormones so that they might better understand a common form of dementia among pre-menopausal women known as feminism. In fact, this knowledge may help scientists to understand a whole range of female dementia.
For instance, the dementia commonly called “shopping” which leads to huge shoe collections might be cured. Common arguments between men and women may be forever curtailed with a simple supplement that suppresses the urge for women to argue over nothing. And, with a cure for common female dementia, less chick-flicks would be made, thus sparing men the dreaded “you’re insensitive because you didn’t cry at the movie” argument.
On the down side, Oprah and Martha Stewart would be out of work. Of course, they wouldn’t mind so much because their lives would be fulfilled by simple housework. In fact, most daytime talk show hosts would be out of work because, with common female dementia cured, there would be no more need for them. Women’s lives would be filled with proper things like cleaning, making dinner and making themselves presentable for their man when he gets home.
With this discovery, mankind may have, at last, found the answer to what has been their bane of existence. And, the world may find harmony, finally, due to this one giant breakthrough.
Finally, a light at the
end of the tunnel.