More, from your FU Presidential Nominee:
The IRS got hammered, recently, because of employee “misuse” of
the internet. This comes after a study in 2001 showed IRS employees spent
more than half their workday on the Internet for personal reasons.
Interestingly, much of the abuse that was reported was IRS employees visiting porn sites. Yes, as it turns out, the IRS is interested in other people fucking as much as it is interested in fucking other people.
Of particular interest, to me, is that Charles Grassley, a representative from Iowa, actually said "Nobody should collect a government salary to sit on their behinds and play around in chat rooms," Apparently, this guy has a distorted view of what the government does best – waste time and money.
Now, I don’t know about you, but the IRS is one of the few agencies that I don’t mind slacking off. In fact, I would encourage it. After all, the more time these bastards slack off the less time they have to audit.
So, I say, to Charles Grassley, back the hell off of the IRS. Let them have their sex and chat rooms. Let them screw off while they are at work. The more they screw off the less they screw the American public.
So, as your FU candidate for president I wanted to take the time to tell you, my constituency, that I promise to get this dumb ass off of the IRS’s back. In fact, I promise to push through legislation that will encourage every IRS employee to slack off at work.
If I am elected to lead this nation I will push through legislation that will ensure that every IRS employee spends at least 4 hours a day at porn sites and chat rooms. What’s more, every IRS employee will be given an office that locks, a jar of Vaseline and several boxes of Kleenex.
If I become President I promise that the IRS will spend more time screwing themselves, and less time screwing you!
So, on election day, Vote
for me, and say FU to the IRS!