Genius or Idiot?
Virtually every day I hear people commenting on the intelligence level of people in the public sector. Nowhere is this more prevalent than with politicians and celebrities. Everyone agrees that Eddie Murphy was stupid for picking up a transvestite hooker or that Hugh Grant was stupid for stepping out on Elizabeth Hurley with a hooker that was so ugly she could make paint peel.
The main individual who gets picked on these days, for being dumb, is the President of the United States. In fact, the intelligence of George Bush is attacked nearly every day.
In response to this I thought I would make a short commentary on people who are considered smart and dumb, commenting (of course) as I go.
George W. Bush: Genius
This is a man who cannot put a coherent sentence together. I doubt there has been a politician in history who spoke with less aplomb than this man. This man has uttered more stupid things than a retarded turrets sufferer and still managed to get elected President - twice. No one can be as stupid as he sounds and still be a two-term president. It's not possible.
Bill Clinton: Idiot Savant
He was caught in more scandals than any president in modern times - probably all time, in fact. He is a brilliant orator and political genius. But how fucking stupid does one have to be to ruin a Cuban cigar with fat girl stench?
The People of California - Masochistic idiots
The people of California elected Arnold Schwarzenegger as Governor so he could change the policies of the government. The people of California voted against his measures which were intended to fix the troubles ailing the California government. That's like going to a doctor and telling him he can't treat you.
Ted Turner - Idiot Savant/Hypocrite
The millionaire and media mogul made gave himself a dubious distinction of being one of Jane Fonda's husbands, got her a tit job and then divorced her. Marrying her was part genius and part idiot. I mean, she is a complete bitch but, at the time, was a nice piece of ass. Also, as a supporter of political correctness he flaunted his own beliefs by not changing the name of the Atlanta Braves to something more PC.
Teddy Kennedy - Drunken moron
What can I say about Ted Kennedy that hasn't been said before? The man is a waste of air. Of course, you have to wonder about the idiots who keep re-electing the fat, drunken, slob.
George H. Bush - Idiot
The man uttered the phrase "Read my lips, no new taxes" and then raised taxes anyway. He also barfed on the Japanese Prime Minister. He did double dumbass duty.
Dan Quayle - Idiot
Dan Quayle is an idiot in a class by himself. On the other hand, he is smart enough not to keep trying to be president.
John Kerry - Idiot
The man who couldn't find a way to beat George W Bush, the worst orator in modern politics. How fucking stupid do you need to be to lose to a man who can't even say his own name without fucking up?
Al Gore - Boring Idiot
He claimed to have an invented the internet and then promptly put us to sleep. Also, he married Tipper and she is a lunatic.
Walter Mondale - Idiot
After Ronald Reagan lowered taxes and the economy was in as good a shape has it had been in year, his campaign promise was to raise taxes. Shear idiocy.
Ronald Reagan - Genius
The man brought the US
economy back, caused the collapse of the Soviet Empire and brought US pride
to an all time high. He also scared the bejesus out of the soviets when he
uttered two sentences, as a joke, when he thought the microphones were off;
"I'm pleased to announced that I have just signed legislation that will
outlaw the Russia forever. We begin bombing in 5 minutes.
