The Human Shield - It still doesn't work
The Iraqis, today, claimed that the American military attacked a bus filled with American citizens who were there to act as human shields. The Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al Sahaf told reporters, "The 'brave' Americans start shooting the Americans [in the buses]. They are indiscriminately killing people."
Now, the Iraqis should really be pointing out to Saddam that the human shields are not really the way to go. I mean flesh is not a good shield against a bulldozer it certainly isn’t going to fare much better against bombs. Okay, maybe if you have enough human shields the bodies will pile really high and make it smell really bad. But, the American military does have bio-suits so they may be able to manage.
As for the people who acted as human shields; what a bunch of dumb asses! What the hell did they think they were accomplishing? Was their any brain activity involved in their choice to go over there to protect that madman? Let’s hear it for the retards!
Finally, I want to thank these “brave” Americans for putting themselves on the line as human shields. The bombs are less trouble than the court proceedings that would have followed after their return as traitors. Furthermore, you have saved us the consequences of further damaging the human race by reproducing and further diluting the gene pool.
I’m so glad we had this time
together
Just to have a laugh and drop a bomb
Seems we just get started
Then before you know it
Comes the time we have to say
So long