People I hate: I hope they all die slow and painful deaths!

Updated July 28, 2003 Click Here to go to the Latest Update

Hillary Clinton: This bitch wouldn't know the truth if it hit her in the face. She lies about anything she has to to get what and where she wants. She looks like a man. Also, she is married to Bill Clinton who I hate, too.

Bill Clinton: Lying sack of shit who redefined the presidency to that of celebrity. This fucker had the nerve to say "it depends on what your definition of is is". The trail of bodies leading from his fat ass is long. This man has no sense of right and wrong and he doesn't care, either. I hope he drowns in jism!

Carrot Top: This ugly mother fucker just irritates me. Not only is he not funny...he is ugly and not funny with a freaking commercial that plays constantly. Dial 1-800-Die Carrot Top, Die!!

Joan and Mellisa Rivers: Who made these two ugly bitches fashion experts? My lord, these to skanks are the last two people that I would take advice from. Hey, Joan, didn't Johnny Carson send you to hell?

Geraldo Rivera: This repulsive hypocrite once claimed that he would never own a hand gun. He is packin' heat in Afghanistan, now. Lying sack of shit...I hope you get bombed!

Oprah: I just don't like her...I don't know why.

Montel Williams: This asshole invites the scum of the earth on his show...rips apart everything about them and then gives some grandiose speech about how and what they should do to be better people at the shows end. He makes his living by having these people on his show and then has the nerve to tell them how they should live. Hypocrite asshole...you deserve MS you prick!

01/20/03

Al Sharpton: This biggot spouts off more bullshit than you can shake a stick at about how wronged black people are by white folks. Then this fucker has the nerve to bitch about any successful black person if they don't play the hurt pissed off victim roll. He has spouted off more biggoted rhetoric against white folks than I can remember and then had the nerve to whine about Trent Lott's comments.

Jesse Jackson: Can you say hypocrite and liar? How about adulterer? Some fucking preacher. This prick had the nerve to offer counceling to Bill Clinton about his infidelity. I know what they were doing...comparing notes on blow jobs, the pricks.

Vegans: Your food not only sucks but it is a terrible diet. You asshole have the nerve to tell me how I am responsible for the deaths of so many animals. Hell, I have been called murderer by these pricks. Need I remind you that your clothes and your food and the vehicle that you drive in has resulted in the deaths of animals? How about the fact that whatever home you live in came at the expense of animals? So fuck you, you hypodrite shit heads!

Jane Fonda: Where do I start? Hell, just look at how she has benefitted from this country while shitting on those who defended it. Hell, I don't have enough room for why I hate this communist bitch. Just die already!

02/10/03

The Advertising Firm that made the new Viagra Commercials: Hey, Bob, did you shave your moustache? Hey Bob, did you get a haricut? Bob, did you just get back from vacation? No! He has a giant hard on for a change! Can't you freakin' see it? The fucker is walking around with a freakin woody pointing out of his pants. If he pulled out the pockets of his pants he could imitate an elephant!

Keanu Reeves: How this bastard keeps getting work is beyond me. He made one good movie and suddenly he is a star! This guy can't act to save his life. Someone hurt him for me, please.

Marion Barry: Everyones favorite crack using convicted felon of a politician. And this prick has the nerve to speak out for and against moral items.

Al Davis: Big baby of a football team owner. This asshole sues anyone and everyone if he doesn't get his way. He tried to ruin the career of Marcus Allen. What a prick!

Steve Hawking: I just can't stand looking at him. He is just ugly beyond reprieve.

02/27/03

Bill Maher: This puke never lets the facts get in his way. God forbid you have facts that differ from what he believes because then you are full of shit. This fucker claims to be politically incorrect but he is anything but that. He also claims that Playboy and Swimsuit edition of any magazine is merely masturbation fodder - apparently Bill can't appreciate women with anything but his tiny pecker. His show got such shitty ratings it is now on HBO…where bad comedians go to die…hopefully.

Jerry Falwell: This asshole once claimed that AIDS was sent by God to kill gays. After the public reacted negatively to his asinine statement he recanted. Not only is he an asshole but he hasn't balls enough to stand by his beliefs. Rot in hell you puke!

Jimmy Swaggart: This prick was all over Jim Baker for hammering Jessica Hahn. Then he gets found with a prostitute so ugly she could gag a maggot. At least Baker hammered a gal who wasn't a complete dog.

Jehovahs Witnesses: These fuckers try to sell you their cult at 7 in the morning and have the nerve to wonder why people hate them. They don't want their members to associate with anyone not in their cult and they have claimed that they knew when the world would end. Of course, they were wrong and the world continued. Then they claimed that they never made those claims those lying sacks of gutter trash!

The French: These smelly bastards are so pissed that they aren't a world power that they take it out on the US. Frankly I think that they are still pissed that French is not the international language anymore. What's the matter you frogs, did you prefer German occupation?

Tammy Faye Baker: My lord what an ugly bitch. Even with all of that makeup she looks like 2000 miles of bad road. How many times did she throw herself off of that ugly tree? And did she have to hit every branch on the way down?

03/26/03

Enya: Kill me already you boring-every-song-is-the-same song bitch! My GOD how can you keep foisting this same tired crap on the public continually?

Cher: She once claimed that Sonny Bono was scum...I forget the exact quote. Then she cried like a fucking baby when he died. Pick one side of the road and stick with it you botox laden skinny assed skank!

Emenem: If I have one more person tell me how talented this jack ass is I will pound my initials in their forehead with a spoon! This guy as as much talent as that Luke Skywalker jack ass! None!

Sinead O'Connor: Not only does she have a bad hair-do but she can't fucking hold a tune! Someone take the microphone from her and beat her bald head til the soft spot collapses!

Ted Kennedy and the people who vote for him: Did this guy pick a perfect way to market himeself? Let's see...stay drunk 90% of the time, drive a chick into a lake and contact my lawyers and be a Kennedy. How does this fat useless swine keep getting re-elected? How can their be so many dumb asses?

07/28/03

Bob Graham - This guy is calling for the impeachment of the President based on certain statements in the State of the Union address and the war in Iraq. Bob, you need to get a grip on reality - until Bush lies under oath, obstructs justice, shows a blatant disregard for the Constitution or ruins a dress - he hasn't come close to anything impeachable. Now, take your ball and go home.

Al Sharpton - Making a return appearance because he is bitching about how many troops Bush may send to Liberia - If it were a white nation, he claims, Bush would send more. It always comes down to race for this guy. Can you say racist? Frankly, as stupid as this guy is, I am surprised that he knows the difference between Liberia and a "libary".

Celine Dion - Retire already you sad Cher redoux. How many times can this hag regurgitate the same old acid-washed generic music in some new format? Seriously, every song is the same as the last - how does this crap sell?

Liza Minelli - Where to start…OK, for starters, she can't carry a tune in a wheelbarrow. On top of it she is so ugly that her face could stop a sundial. And, what the hell is with that hair? This weirdo is loaded and she can't get a better hair cut than that?

David Gest - Can you say creepy? And we all know that he married Liza because he thought that she was a man. The only reason they are split is because when he got her home he found that she was an "inny" not an "outie".

Barry Manilow - Okay kids, sing along with Uncle Bastard…
He writes the songs that sound all the same - He writes the songs that are dull and lame - He writes the songs that make you fall asleep - he writes lame songs, he writes lame songs.

Political Parties - The Democrats hate the Republicans - so they tell lies that suit their purpose - disregarding what would be for the common good. The Republicans hate the democrats so they tell lies to suit their purpose - disregarding what would be for the common good. Sounds a lot like the Islamic Fundamentalists. Praise be to Allah, you guys - go bomb some innocent men, women and children.

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