Hey, it could happen
Updated 01/23/03
12/16/02
Some guy climbed up a building in Dallas and jumped off. Police tried to talk him out of it but, alas it was of no avail. The man leaped off of the building and fell several stories, slamming inot the ground below and making a huge mess.
I say that his family should sue the architect of the building and the contractor who built it along with the company that had the building built. In fact, anyone who had a family member plunge to his death from a structure built so high has a right and a duty to sue all of the people and companies involved in the making of said structure.
Oh, I know what you are asking. "What the fuck is he thinking?"
I am thinking that it is the builders responsibility to build a structure that is safe. And, obviously, if someone could climb a structure and then leap off of it to plunge to his death, it is not a safe structure. Therefore, the manufacturer of the structure is responsible for the persons death and should compensate the victims family.
So, it is time for a class action suit against those who build such unsafe structures.
01/23/03
Up in San Jose California there was a showdown between two different frat houses. At least one person was stabbed to death. It seems someone brought a knife to the fight.
How long are we going to let this go on? Every day people are stabbed with knives. Every day people all over the world lose body parts and their lives to people with knives. How much pain must people suffer because of the evils of knife ownership?
And so today, I come here with the hope that we can all, someday, end this terrible virus that has over taken America. We must do away with knives all together. If enough of us band together we can rid the world of this bane of society, knives!!
Please join me in my law suit that I am filing to rid the nation of knives. Together we can rid the world of knife violence by ridding the world of knives.
Join me now!!