Fathers Day - What is it?
| Fathers Day is receiving an unrecognizable lump of clay, with deformed holes in it from your 5 year old, and smiling despite the fact that it looks like a black lump of shit. Thanks a lot for my lump of shit, son. |
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Fathers Day is getting the ugliest poster from your 8 year old. Yes, I'm talking about the knock off "Dog General" poster because mom took little Timmy to the dollar store for your gift and spent the rest on Cosmo and make-up, the cheap bitch. |
| Fathers Day is your 12 year old taking you to the zoo on Sunday, in the middle of the playoffs, where you get to spend seventy plus dollars for drinks and food. On the bright side, you get to watch monkeys hurl shit at people. |  |
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Fathers Day is having your 16 year old son give you a Fathers Day card and wish you happy Fathers Day right before asking for money for his hot date tonight, the little leaching bastard. Get a job you son of a bitch! |
| Fathers Day is receiving a huge phone bill because your daughter called you collect from her college dorm room three thousand miles away. Start sending me the money your boyfriend leaves on your dresser to pay for the bill, you whore! |  |
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Fathers Day is enjoying your kids being grown up and moved away from the home but your wife insists on doing something special for you anyway. So, she drags you out to dinner at her favorite restaurant. Thanks so much for making me miss the game you selfish bitch. |
Fathers Day sucks ass!
