A Party of Idiots

The more that I listen to thse Democrats who are trying to be president in 2004 the more I want to slap some sense into them. Swear to Me that this is the biggest batch of loser idiots that I have seen trying to run for the presidency.

Just today, in Florida, John Kerry said "Florida was the state where America's democracy was wounded."

Excuse me, John, but isn't Florida the state where millions of Democrat voters admitted that they didn't know how to use a punch card to cast their vote with? Isn't this the state where the Democrat voters wanted to re-vote because their guy didn't win? Frankly, if they were too stupid to get their vote right the first time, I don't want them getting to re-vote. But, tell me, how did it wound democracy by not letting them have a do-over?

Then John Edwards said that "the problems in the previous presidential election were problems of civil rights and voting rights." Um, I don't recall anyone being prevented from going to the polls because of any violation of their civil or voting rights. In fact, all of those allegations were proven to be false accusations promoted by liars like Jesse Jackson.

Then, he went on to say "Those of us from the South, we have a special responsibility when it comes to civil rights and voting rights. We cannot follow. We must lead."

Here is a novel idea - lead by learning how to use a freaking punch card for when you vote. And then, if you just can't figure it out, don't go whining about it when your guy doesn't win, you big babies!

Later on, Dick Gephardt and John Kerry promised to completely overhaul the policies of George W Bush. Um, I have to ask...are you guys talking about the policies that are bringing this economy screaming back at a rate not seen in the last 20 years? Are you talking about the policies that are making my paycheck a little bigger than they were? Are you talking about the policies of kicking ass when someone fucks with our country? Tell me, please, what are you talking about overhauling? I want specifics.

After they were done with that, they both promised universal healthcare. You know, the kind of healthcare that they have in France, the place where a heat wave killed thousands of people. That's the same kind of healthcare that they have in Canada, where their healthcare system is nearly bankrupt. That's the same type of healthcare system that drives people to the USA so that they can get state of the art healthcare.

And you know, we get shitty enough service with HMO's and the other sorts of healthcare coverage that we have. Does anyone believe that a government run healthcare system is going to be better? And if you do...have you ever been to the post office?

Later on, Edwards made one of the most ridiculous statements that I have ever heard by any presidential candidate. This dolt said that he will "end the day when millionaires sitting by their pools are getting a lower tax rate than their secretaries."

John, I hate to tell you, there is no secretary that is paying as much in taxes as any millionaire. Even if the millionaire had a lower tax rate, 30% of his taxable income is way more than 50% of hers. Not only that, but it is a flat out lie to even hint that a millionaire has a lower tax rate than some 40K per year secretary. Get back to reality, you imbecile.

The really sad thing about this whole bit is that they are only pissed because it is a Republican in office and not a Democrat. Clearly, that is the only reason. After all, George Bush has policies that are amazingly similar to the Democrat poster child John F Kennedy.

As a quick comparison...

JFK - Beat out a less than interesting weasle of a Republican to become President of the USA

GWB - Beat out a less than interesting tree stump of a Democrat to become President of the USA.

JFK - Was elected before the water in Florida made all of the Democrats completely retarded.

GWB - Was Elected president despite the bad water that made Democrats in Florida retarded.

JFK - Spoke with an annoying accident and couldn't pronounce the word "car".

GWB - Speaks with a down home accident and can't pronounce the word "nuclear".

JFK - Has a brother who was a Senator.

GWB - Has a brother who is a Governor for the most retarded state in the country.

JFK - Had a hot assed mistress who looked fantastic naked.

GWB - Has two hot assed daughters who probably look fantastic naked.

JFK - Lowered taxes, which led to a jump in the economy after inheriting a not so good economy.

GWB - Lowered taxes, which led to a jump in the economy after inheriting a not so good economy.

JFK - Escalated the Viet Nam war and instituted the draft.

GWB - Sent a special delivery to Afganistan and Iraq after the US was attacked, to defend us against psychopathic murderers who want to see the downfall of the USA and any non-Muslim country.

JFK - Was shot and killed by an asassin.

GWB - The Democrats want him shot by an asassin.

So, with all of the similarities between these two men, why do the Democrats hate GWB so much? I really want to know.

 

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