People in America these days have become too soft. They have forgotten what this nation was all about. They want to teach Darwin’s theory in school and then forget to exercise it in life.
I say that its time we started exercising Darwin’s theory.
Let’s start with PETA. Those people believe that people should be eliminated from the planet. All they do is whine anyhow. And they’re a bunch of candy assed morons. Hell, I could probably take a couple dozen of those ass wipes on myself. Of course, some of the chick animal rights activists are pretty hot so we will save a few of the hotties for sex. We just won’t let them breed.
Next, we get the tree huggers. Those folks who don’t understand that trees are great for furniture. We use them for mulch for new forest areas. Cause we do want trees, after all. We will always need furniture. And stakes. We will need stakes.
The stakes will be used on those loser Goth morons. Those dipshits who think that they are so unique that they dress up like every other geek who wants to be unique. We drive the stakes through their hearts, just to be certain. Then, we use them to feed to the pigs. Everyone needs bacon, after all.
Finally we take all of the lunatics who claim that running over field mice with your tractor is grounds to take away your land and soul source of income and give them all to convicted felons for sex. First, we make sure that they all have syphilis. That way we get rid of the prison scum in a slow, amusing fashion while reducing our lunatic fringe.
Finally, we feed Michael Moore to cannibals. That fat lying fuck could feed a village for a week. And then we wouldn’t have to put up with his propaganda. And everyone loves cannibals, anyway.
Now, I am certain that there are other groups of people to practice Darwinism on, but we need a place to start. Let’s start here and then let destiny take us. I humbly volunteer to lead this movement.
Now, let’s get started.
