Cigarette Smoking Nazi Bastards
Smoking:
For most of my life, smoking in any public place was legal in California. A few years ago, however, that changed. The California legislature, in its infinite wisdom, passed a law making it illegal to smoke in restaurants and bars.
Smokers everywhere were incensed. They whined and griped and moaned that their "right" to smoke was being infringed upon. I am still trying to find that right in the US or state constitution.
These same smokers are the people who have told me that if their smoke was bothering me that I should go somewhere else. It's interesting that they think that they have a right to smoke while I don't have a right to clean, non-smoke filled air. It makes me wonder just how much brain damage goes along with smoking cigarettes.
Recently, the Los Angeles assembly - or whoever makes up stupid laws and spends my tax dollars - passed another law that banned smoking in parks. Again, the same cigarette addicted whiners were upset. Again, they whined about their "right" to smoke.
Outside the building where I work, we have a special "smoking zone" where smokers can congregate to smoke to their hearts content. Of course, most of the smokers in my building whine about not being allowed to smoke outside of the building wherever they want to smoke. I guess it is too much of an imposition to not make everyone who passes by smell of their bad habit.
While I think that all of the laws preventing smoking in restaurants and public venues is a bad idea, I have no sympathy for cigarette smokers. In fact, I hope that the legislators pass even more restrictive laws on smoking. I hope that laws are passed that makes it illegal to smoke in any place but a private residence.
Yes, I know that this may be surprising, since I am a cigar and pipe smoker. But, it should make perfect sense to just about any cigar and pipe smoker.
You see, cigarette smokers are disgusting and hypocritical human beings with little regard for anyone who happens to be around them. Everything in their life revolves around their smoke time and is subjegated to the disgusting results of their habit.
Their breath always smells like rotting garbage and everything that they come into contact with reeks from their touch. It would be one thing if it was a once in awhile thing, but they always stink to high heaven. And, anytime you are around a smoker, you cannot get away from their stench.
Besides that, you can always tell where smokers congregate because the ground is always littered with cigarette butts. In fact, I have seen areas strewn with cigarette butts when an ashtray is no more than three feet from the area.
What in the hell is wrong with cigarette smokers that they can't put their butts in an ashtray or garbage can? Does it take that much energy to take step or two to dispose of your cigarette butt in an appropriate manner?
On several occasions, I have even seen cigarette butts in urinals. What a special odor that is. There is nothing like a piss soaked cigarette butt to make a room smell fresh. Every time I have seen a cigarette butt in a urinal I felt like going out and pissing in some smokers ashtray, just to make a point.
What's more, every time that I have ever lit up my pipe or a cigar in a restaurants smoking section or a bar, some Nazi cigarette smoking bastard whined about it to me. And, when I told him where to stick his butt, he complained to the management, who always asked me to put out my cigar or pipe. For some reason, it's always been okay to smoke a cigarette but not a cigar or pipe. What the hell is that about?
I have never been to a bar or restaurant, that allowed smoking, where I could enjoy the aroma of an after dinner smoke without some Smoke Nazi whining about the odor. But, I did have to put up with the stench of cigarette smoke, even in the non-smoking section, regardless of my complaints to them or to the management.
Apparently, it's a problem when their "right" to smoke is violated. But, when someone else is filling the air with a smoke that they don't like, it's a violation of their "rights" too. Can you say hypocrite Nazi cigarette smoker?
So, to all of you hypocrite cigarette smoking Nazi bastards: Stop complaining about the laws the restrict your "right" to smoke. You don't have a right to smoke and you don't have a right to make me smell your stench.
You have the right to shut the hell up and to die a slow, painful death from cancer. No doubt, it will benifit your family, who will sue the tobacco manufacturer, because you were a dumb ass cigarette smoking Nazi.
By they way, most of us who do not smoke cigarettes don't really mind if you smoke, so long as you don't exhale.
