Professional Baseball Players – The Pussies of Summer
There comes a time in every pitchers life when he feels that he must plunk
a man with a baseball and then run like a small dog at a cat show on national
TV.
That day was Wednesday, March 12, 2003. Guillermo Mota, of the Los Angeles Dodgers decided to whack Mike Piazza in the shoulder with an inside fast ball. Mike wasted no time. He did not contact the UN. He did not contact France. He did not pass go and collect 200 dollars! He rushed out to the mound to pummel Guillermo. Well, Guillermo, being the manly man that he is threw his mitt at Mike and ran away like a knight in a Monty Python movie.
Then, all hell broke loose. The benches cleared and the brave men of baseball grasped each other and glared at each other and acted as though they were ready for a good old fashioned bar brawl. Testosterone at its peak! Lots of pomp and circumstance and then…they hit the showers.
OK, is there anything lamer than a two baseball teams having a bench-clearing brawl? Does anyone really get hurt? I mean, these pansies fight like junior high school girls. What a bunch of pussies! If I ever get into a huge brawl I want it to be with professional baseball players. These pussies are too afraid of getting hurt to actually fight. Seriously, these guys should just grow long hair and paint their nails and wear high heels. Hell, Guillermo Mota already carries a purse.
And they said that women’s baseball could never succeed!
