Wed Oct 23, 2002

Some fat pigs who couldn't stop shoving food down their throats are suing one of the large fast food chains. Their claim is that the chain didn't try to stop them from eating their food. And they claim that they push the fattening food on them and fail to warn them about the hazard fo eating it. This is a class action suit.

Can you believe this shit? What kind of an asshole blames someone else 'cause he won't exercise any self control when it comes to stuffing his fat fucking face?

And whos fault is it that this kind of thing happens? It's the fault of these leftist feel good "It's not his fault he did that" fuckers. It's the same folks who want to send you to sensetivety training 'cause ya looked at some chicks ass! It's the same fuck heads who make you go to anger management classes 'cause you hit someone for spitting on you.

They should all die.

Oh, here is one more piece of work. Some guy lost all of his money and assets to gambling. He is suing the casino 'cause they let him keep gambling when he "obviously" had a problem. He compared the casinos responsibility to that of a bartender being responsible for giving a drunk another drink. What the fuck? You gamble too much and ya drive away you aren't going to run someone over 'cause yer fucked up. It's not even close! This prick needs to have someone shove a craps table up his ass and twist!

He should die painfully, the stupid fuck!

Tue Nov 5, 2002

Those dumb assed blow hards who keep tellin us that the President Bush stole the election should all just sit on a hand grenade and blow.

First off...he could not have stolen an election. He was not in power. Oh, it was his brother that stole it for him? Remember that it went to the Supreme Court? No? That's 'cause you are a fucking moron! The US Supreme court ended the debacle that is Florida. If you want to blame anyone for election theft blame them. George Bush just took the office that he was elevated to as the law of our land dictates. Don't like it? Change it through the election process.

Second...If all those Florida voters weren't such blind, deaf, dumb and stupid assholes we wouldn't have had this problem. And by the way...your boy Al Gore basically stated that the ballots were too complex for the Florida voters to follow. He called them stupid! And, to top it off...Florida voters agreed with him!! And guess who they were? Only the democrats. The Republicans didn't have a problem following the ballot. How come? How come? You tell me Mister Mongoloid asshole who can't accept facts. Why is it that it was only the democrats who claimed that their votes didn't count? How come only the democrats were claiming the ballots were difficult to understand? Is it because they are THAT stupid? Or is it because they will try to win an election in any way that they can? Could it be that? 'Cause they are either stupid or lying assholes who will try whatever means to get their way. You tell me?

In conclusion...Florida voters are either stupid or they are assholes. And, if you continue to claim that Bush stole the election that makes you an even bigger asshole. Worse, it makes you a stupid asshole.

Fuck off!

Fri Nov 22, 2002

This was reported in news papers across the US the other day - It seems that a real dumb ass by the name of Matt George had caught a rattle snake on a recent trip to Arizona.

Dumb ass that he is he decided to show one of his buddies how he could kiss the snake - and he did. Now, his buddy recognized stupidity when he saw it and told Matt George "O.K, man, you're being stupid." The genius, Matt George, replied, "It's O.K. I do it all the time."

And with those nearly fatal words he proceeded to pucker up and attempted to kiss the snake one more time. The snake, being a snake of good sensibilities, and seeing that Matt George should not reproduce, struck the genius, Matt George, on his upper lip.

Matt George will, unfortunately, survive. The rattle snake is not so lucky. His friend killed it and called the ambulance.

Matt George you are another asshole who should be dead. That snake should be alive and you should be dead. And, I hope that you do not reproduce because you are a man of obvious stupidity. I hope you die, soon so that innocent animals can live on in peace and harmony. What a prick!

Should anyone wish to read up on the actual article go to Yahoo.com and type in "snake kiss" and you will see several articles on this asshole Matt George. Or type in "Matt George" and see all the web sites about assholes who should die.

Sat, Dec 07, 2002

Recently in Los Angeles the Catholic Church decided that it would give counceling to those people who had been sexually molested by priests. This may seem to be rather charitable to most. However, the people who were going to give the counceling were the Catholic Priests. What a bunch of assholes!! How in hell can these poor folks who were butt fucked and made to blow priests trust a priest?

Furthermore, the Vatican is against a no tollerance policy when it comes to these molestors. What kind of assholes run that place? And why doesn't the Pope just stand up and say "Hey, you fucking child molesting bastards, you touch a kid you lose your dick!?" I will tell you why. Because he is an asshole who should die. By not completely condemning the act he is condoning the act.

And this is why I say that the Catholic church is filled with assholes who should die! Anyone who promotes child molesting the way the Catholic church has should die. And don't tell me that they don't promote it. They do...by not turning in those molesters...by moving a molester from venue to venue...by hiding those molesters they are condoning it. They should die!!

Wed, Dec 25, 2002

The BBC has managed to piss off the Catholic Church, recently. They made a program about the Virgin Mary the mother of Jesus Christ. In the program it suggests that Christ may not have been so immaculate but, rather, the result of rape by a Roman soldier.

Now, the Catholic Church said that this documentary sparked "serious alarm". The RC Bishop of Portsmouth said that the program was filled with offensive speculation that misrepresented a figure respected by millions.

Get off your high horse you fucking asshole! This the Catholic Church is irritated with. Of course their misrepresentation of priests as good men doesn't bug then at all. These pricks have the nerve to get upset over a freaking TV program when they have a shit load of homosexuals in their ranks. Don't they condemn homosexuals? Don't they then protect them from being found out about? Can you say hypocrisy? Isn't this the same group of pricks who have child molesters in their ranks? Isn't molesting children a sin? Don't they protect them too? Can you say criminal behavior?

These fuckers need to focus on real problems. To say that a fucking film about Mary possibly being raped and conceiving Jesus they consider as "seriously alarming". What the fuck is child molesting then? I mean, if a film that harms no one is "seriously alarming" then fucking some kid up the ass should be a small step over "seriously alarming". Shouldn't it? Oh and don't give me this shit about how they are trying to clean it up. This is an old problem. It went on for years and years. And now that they are finally doing something about it they refuse to have a zero tolerance policy. Instead they have a 10-year statute of limitations on these crimes. If they were serious about it they would just have a zero tolerance policy. Fuck the Catholic Church. You are a bunch of hypocrites.

Now, I am not one to just bitch about something without offering a solution. So…here are a few suggestions I have for the Catholic Church to improve it.

First, stop worrying about the homosexuals. They didn't pick who they dig. Leave them alone and stop with your stupid condemnation of them. And stop trying to make them feel guilty for who they are. I know a ton of homos who are good people…better, by far than all of those child-molesting bastards.

Next, change your policy regarding child-molesters. Employ a new policy. Lets call it the no tolerance policy whereby anyone found guilty of molesting a kid gets his dick cut off and shoved up his own ass. Then send him to Iraq and make him evangelize.

Finally, stop being such hypocritical assholes. You fuckers need to read the Bible and pay some attention to what is in it, for a change. You rich fuckers need to rethink your drink and stop living like kings. Give back to the people who support you. Yeah, you put a few roofs on people's homes here and there. Meanwhile you build yourselves massive and expensive churches. You have a fucking city for Christ's sake.

Now, have fun bitching about this web page you assholes.

P.S. All of you Catholics who keep going to Church and keep putting money in the hat when they pass it around...you fuckers are supporting child molesting by doing so. Merry Christmas!

Wed, Jan 1, 2003

I guess Johnny Cochran wasn't in the news enough to suit him. The sack of shit attorney threatened to sue the NFL if it doesn't adhere to suggestions to remedy the lack of "ethnically diverse" coaches in the league. (He means black coaches)

What a fucking grandstanding punk. What kind of person would do this? The only kind of person that would do this is a self-aggrandizing racist punk! Someone needs to kick his fat ass to the curb. There is some report called "Black Coaches in the National Football League: Superior Performance, Inferior Opportunities,'' compiled by some Washington law firm. Hmm, I wonder who was behind it? I wonder if there were any target findings in this study. I wonder if this was slanted at all. Hmmmmm.

Now, lets see…since 1986 there have been 6 black coaches…Art Shell, who was working for AL Davis. We all know that Al Davis isn't a racist…he is an asshole who fires anyone who won't do things his way. He doesn't want a head coach he wants a lap dog.

Then there was Dennis Green who was a pretty good coach who couldn't win the big game. Oh, he also wrote a book on how he could sue the owners of the team that he worked for. And they still didn't fire his ass…I know that I would have fired him for that shit.

Then there is Tony Dungy who brought the Bucs into the limelight but couldn't win the big game. He was fired after making them respectable and immediately hired by the Colts.

Next, there is Ray Rhodes who is no head coach. He is a good defensive coordinator but he just was not a good head coach.

And finally, there is Herman Edwards. Frankly, I don't remember what he did as a head coach other than take over the Jets from Bill Parcells and lead them to the playoffs this year. Oh, and he is still the head coach.

So, now the NFL is complying with these "suggestions". They should change the name from NFL to PFL cause the league officials are a bunch of simpering pussies. I cannot believe that they caved in to some grandstanding lawyer just because he threatened to sue. They should sue him for extortion. After all, he is extorting new hiring practices by the threat of suing them, the prick.

So, now the NFL is telling the teams that they must interview and consider "diverse racial groups'' before they consider hiring a white coach or be punished by losing a draft pick. Can you say racism? Jimmy Jones wants to hire Bill Parcells as his head coach. And now, because of this asinine rule he has to act like he is considering someone non-white or suffer by losing a draft pick. What a bunch of bullshit!! That is racism against non-minorities.

It seems that when you get down to the truth it is not really about making the NFL diverse. It is about advancing a cause. Johnny Cochran's cause…himself. Johnny is just another in the long line of so-called black leaders who needs a soap box to stand on so that he can make some fast cash and get his name in the papers. He is another Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. He is a user who uses the people, he claims to be trying to protect, to make money and a name.

You want to look at the sell-outs? It's people like Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Johnny Cochran. Those are the sell-outs. Those are the racists. Those are the new cross burners. Those are the assholes who should die.

Wed, Jan 8, 2003

Assemblyman Anthony Impreveduto wants to sue the NFL for the bad call that gave the 49ers a win in the playoffs last sunday over the NY Giants.

Newsflash mister dumb ass assemblyman Anthony Impreveduto who has too much free time. You cannot sue the NFL over a human error in a sporting event. If you could there would be no sports because there are human errors in every sporting event. The very fact that Anthony Impreveduto wants to sue the NFL over this proves him to ba an asshole who should die.

Hey Anthony Impreveduto, grow the fuck up you moron. Don't you think that we have enough frivolous lawsuits in the country? Someone needs to kick your ass. In fact, I want to be the first one who kicks your ass. So, come on out to California so I can kick your ass you piece of shit.

You know, the most likely thing is that he made a bet with a booky and owes a shit load of cash to some big guido with an attitude. Anthony Impreveduto you should just die you asshole!

Thurs, Jan 9, 2003

Those fuckers who have more than the items in a check out line should die!

The next time one of you fuckers (and you know who you are) gets in line in front of me at the supermarket with more than 9 items in the "9 items or less" isle I am going to pummel you into a stain. I hate you fuckers and you should all die. In fact, there should be an award given to anyone who kills you dick wads. And, your children should get sterilized so that they don't create anymore of your ill-bred ilk. Clerks should be required, by law, to kill any of you pecker heads, or suffer death themselves. That would ease up a lot of tension in this world.

Think about it. No more drive by shootings. No more wife beating…except for sport. No more child abuse…again, except for sport. Just go to a check out line when you're pissed and kill the first asshole with too many items. Who knew the market could be such a joy?

Thurs, Jan 16, 2003

President Bush has been berating the affirmative action program at the University of Michigan. He points out that mminorities getting extra points towards admission because they are not white is wrong and discriminatory. He suggests a program that he calls "affirmative access" whereby the top 10% of all high school students are eligible for admission.

Sounds reasonable to me and to most clear thinking people. Of course the assholes who designed the affirmative action program don't agree.

The worlds most prominant publicly elected asshole said that the presidents actions did not match his administrations stated support of diversity. By the way his name is Tom Dashle. Jesse Jackson called it "a painful thing to be said by America's president."

What is wrong with these assholes? Both of these pricks are basically saying that it's fine to descriminate so long as it's against white folks but not against minorities.

Hey, assholes...discrimination based on color is just plain wrong! Don't you get it? It's fucking wrong.

And get this...by saying that the program is OK they are saying that minorities can't make it on their own steam. Yeah...Dashle and Jackson are saying that minorities are too stupid to get into college without special help. How fucking assinine is that?

So, to sum up...Both Dashle and Jackson say that discriminating against white folks is OK. And they say that minorites are too stupid to get into universities without special treatment.

I say...anyone who listens to these two dolts is a stupid asshole who should die. Also, Dashle and Jackson are assholes who should die.

01/20/03

Oh, Al sharpton! You are a godsend for people who like irony. That would be me, Al.

So, this biggot has said that he want to run for president. Lordy me. This prick spouts of all sorts of shit about how trounced upon the black man is and how awful the white man is. This prick berates any black man who makes it who doesn't play the victim and calls any white man who doesn't agree with him a racist. Lets see...wasn't he implicated in some drug scandal too?

This prick bitched about the movie "Barber Shop" and claimed that the sort of conversation that was depicted in the movie doesn't happen in black barber shops. Oh, and then a coalition of black barber shop owners saw the movie and said that that was exactly what goes on. Hmmm, can you say lying sack of shit?

I can see it now, though...after this prick doesn't get elected or even nominated he will claim that it was because of the bigotry of the white man. You see, with this sort it will always come back to him being black and the white man not liking blacks.

What it really comes down to is that he is another piece of shit who lives off of the people that he claims to work for. He is just another cross burning sack of shit just like the KKK only black.

I hope you die you biggoted piece of dung!

01/26/03

Lets see…a bunch of Americans decided to head to Baghdad to make themselves into "human shields" in the case of war. They intend to place themselves in certain areas that the US is likely to bomb should the US go to war against Iraq.

"The potential for white Western body parts flying around with the Iraqi ones should make them think again about this imperialist oil war," organizer Ken O'Keefe, a former U.S. Marine in the 1991 Gulf War, said Saturday.

First off, what as asshole! This prick wants to turn this into white against whatever the hell the Iraqis are. Are they white? They aren't exactly black…I don't really know what they are, nor do I care. But, what a prick trying to make this a white against Arab deal. He is probably a racist at heart with a ton of guilt.

Second off this prick and his friends are claiming that this is a war so that we can take over Iraq and control the oil from the country. Okay, wise ass, if this was the case why didn't we do that before when we went over there? If we were really so interested in ruling the worlds oil suppliers why didn't we kick the shit out of all of the Arab countries when we were there before? What, no answer? Of course not. So far all of you jackasses who insist that this is all about the oil have offered no concrete arguments, only venom and name-calling and accusations.

Now, I also have to wonder what good these people think that they are doing? They are protecting a man who kills and tortures his own people. They are trying to protect a man who has done and will do more harm to his own people than we will if we war against them. If they really care about the Iraqi people they would be encouraging the US to go over there and kick the shit out of Hussein and free the Iraqi peoples.

Also, I have to wonder where the hell these people were when the shit was going down in Kosovo. Where were they when Hussein was killing his own people? Where were they? Where were they when all of the so-called ethnic cleansing was going on? Where?

I suggest that if war breaks out with Iraq that these assholes should be treated as traitors. And, if any of them survive the war that they should be tried as traitors and executed. These people are a disgrace.

These are, truly, assholes who should die!

02/01/03

I have never liked MTV. But, the assholes at MTV are becoming more and more desirable as corpses.

Ya see, they have had several asinine ideas for candid camera type shows. The only problem is that their ideas are so offensive and stupid that the very idea of them should have gotten the asshole that thought of the shows canned instantly. I mean canned, like sardines.

Now, the first bit that they did was for a show called "Dude, This Sucks". The only part that they got right was that the idea sucked. See, they sprayed a couple of gals with human excriment. Now, were it me that they had sprayed I would have killed them instantly. Just gone up to them and snapped their fucking necks. But I am violent and mean. The gals that got sprayed are suing them.

Never let it be said that people learn from their mistakes. Not satisfied with their first bit of fucked up shit they decided to pull another bit of fucked up shit. On their second time down the block of candid camera type TV they put what looked like a dead body in the hotel room of a couple. There was blood all over the hotel room and it looked like a hideous scene from an OJ Simpson disagreement re-enactment.

Of course, the couple is suing MTV for this failed attempt at humor. Now, I am the first to tell people to get over shit that was a joke. But, these pricks at MTV are really in need of a good death. The shit that they are doing for their shows is disgusting and unsanitary. What's more it is not funny or amusing. It is cruel and thoughtless in the name of a buck. If this is the future of TV then it has no future.

The MTV executives who authorized these awful "tricks" should be dead. They need human excriment shoved down their fucked up little throats and then they need to be tortured to death.

I volunteer to be the guy that does it, too. I would love to kill these assholes who should die. Painfully.

02/19/03

Looks like the French President Jacque Chirac finally had his balls bubble up through his throat. Unfortunately his balls are small so he wasn’t choked to death.

You see, there are 13 countries that want to join the European Union who also signed letters supporting the US. Well, this pissed the little frog off to no end. He actually had the nerve to say:

"These countries have been not very well behaved and rather reckless of the danger of aligning themselves too rapidly with the American position."

"It is not really responsible behavior. It is not well brought-up behavior. They missed a good opportunity to keep quiet."

Chirac called the letters "infantile" and "dangerous," adding: "They missed a great opportunity to shut up."

Now, who died and made this smelly frog God? Really? I mean, this guy speaks out all of the time against the US but as soon as someone is with the US’s position he blasts them like some bully in grade school.

Jacque, you, and so many of your countrymen, are just jealous because French is no longer the universal language. You’re just pissed because France isn’t a true world power. You’re just pissed because nobody thinks that France is worth a shit anymore. And you’re really pissed ‘cause you can’t win a war and need America to bail your asses out and then rebuild your stinking country. And now you are throwing a tantrum like a child at a playground that just had his lollipop taken by his mother Waaaaaa!

And this is why France is on my assholes who should die page. Because France is one giant asshole populated by assholes and run by assholes. France gets the trifecta.

Congratulations, France!! You finally won something! Too bad you can’t win a war you stinking frog bastards.